Is this that musical that has made you obsessed with dead people?
Aaron Burr, Sir:
If someone started rhyming my name I would leave. It's so annoying.
My Shot:
Okay they asked who he was - this - this is not the answer to their question. Oh wait now he's spelling his name - YOU KNOW IN THIS TIME MANY PEOPLE WERE ILLITERATE!
The Story Of Tonight:
Okay so here's drunk dudes being pals and so not flirting with each other.
The Schuyler Sisters:
AND PEGGY IS MY NEW MOTTO!
Farmer Refuted:
You said this was the High School Musical dude right? (Me: Yeah.) STICK TO THE STATUS QUO ALEXANDER!
You'll Be Back:
Okay George whichever shut up and let America rebel. Rebellion is good - *turns to me* That being said ever start to rebel and you'll be grounded till you die.
Right Hand Man:
Burr got BURR-NED! Get it? Cause Burr. Burrned. It's funny you're just being stupid.
A Winter's Ball:
Didn't we already listen to - oh wait no this is different.
Helpless:
Oh God I hope girls don't act like this. *I give him a confused/dirty look* I mean you should make a boy beg for you not fall at his knees. You should make him helpless.
Satisfied:
This song is just....*exploding hand moves and noise*....Feelings.
The Story of Tonight (Reprise):
Another drunk song. And the French dude. (Me: Lafayette) Okay well I'm gonna call him French Fry.
Wait For It:
Did everyone cheat in this time?
Stay Alive:
Fucking Charles Lee man. Who's Charles Lee?
Ten Duel Commandments:
They keep saying "Most Disputes Die And No One Shoots" I feel like they're lying to me...
Meet Me Inside:
Uh ph, Daddy Washington is mad.
That Would Be Enough:
How do they know it's a boy? I don't think they had ways to tell in this time.
Guns And Ships:
Rap off. This dude (Me: Daveed) Yeah him, versus like, Eminem, Jay-Z and...uh other rappers.
History Has Its Eyes on You:
Okay this went from fun to deep...
Yorktown:
You know we live an hour from this site...*Looks out window*...We should go and reinact this.
What Comes Next:
Oh right. Georgey is still there. He can piss off.
Dear Theodosia:
I feel one of them will die...just how everything is worded. AJ, do I get...feels in this?
Lauren's Interlude:
Wait what the fuck...is he? Oh my God. Alex's boyfriend!
*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS
Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making people stand on their feet for 8 hours straight that shit is torture.
